💜Fire-Miracle💜

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
themightyrancho
kerink

i know we're all sick of self-care being a marketing tactic now, but i don't think a lot of us have any other concept of self-care beyond what companies have tried to sell us, so i thought i'd share my favorite self-care hand out

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brought to you by how mad i just got at a Target ad

themythicalcodfish

OP this is EXCELLENT

whatbigotspost

Now THAT’S a self care resource! If you’ve gotten distracted by capitalism’s appropriation of “self-care” and watering the meaning down to nothing this is a super helpful guide to cut through the bullshit.

apprenticegamemaster
esoteric-merit:
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“ This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy...
charlesoberonn

This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it’s 100% official real Flintstones.

charlesoberonn

Clarification: I don’t hate this book, I love it, it’s amazing. It’s just that taking a step back and looking it out of context is still really funny. Especially the line “We participated in a genocide, Barney.”

boyonetta

ok but imagine them in their cartoon forms saying this dialogue i’m

wonder-meathead

can we have some context to this, perhaps?

charlesoberonn

Bedrock is having a mayoral election. One of the candidates is a violent war mongering asshole that riles people up against the lizard people. This reminds Fred and Barney of their time in the army.

Back then the father of said violent candidate was riling people up against the “tree people”. Fred, Barney, and other soldiers fought what they believed to be a defensive measure against the tree people. Turns out, it was actually an invasion, in order to kill off the tree people and take over their forest to build Bedrock.

That’s what Fred means when he says he and Barney participated in a genocide. They literally did.

(Extra fun fact, Barney adopted a tree person baby after the war, and his son Bamm-Bamm is the last tree person.)

connard-cynique

just fucking read it

http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/The-Flintstones

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fuocogo

There are a lot of interesting things about this post but the AK-47 shaped spear is what really got me

actuallyjuststealingmemes

This is just as wild with the context

birdscreaming15

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charlesoberonn

Some of my favorite moments in the series

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esoteric-merit

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From the foreword to 2021 print of the comic.

zimiestef
themysteriousmurasamecastle

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been repeating this in my head all day

borange

honest to god fill my uterus with these, how many will fit? how many until its noticeable? lets make a game out of it! get them big ass balls into me

02nd

hi

2urban2fantasy

You should all be beaten like piñatas

benihana-circumcision

dont do that bro the fucking boba r gonna shoot out

benihana-circumcision

just fucking imagine the noise . the fucking Schfpblort.

lagomort
taikova

remember when steven built his whole self-worth around usefulness and being like rose out of misplaced guilt for both his parent figures’ grief for rose AND rose’s actions? that he might BE her with amnesia or is effectively a prison for her? …but then “change your mind” happened! that was year ago!

(now 2 yrs older he is struggling to come to terms with years of uncertainty and guilt, and he only just let go of the thing he tied his self-worth around and the same thing that served as his coping mechanism: feeling needed and useful to others.)

happy “change your mind” anniversary!